The AIB knockout

The AIB knockout 

Can I launch another FIR? Not because the show was Vulgar. But because, it was nothing else.

Is this the future of comedy? Put together a group of celebrities and crack filthy jokes at each other? Use downtrodden cuss words and make immature 'observations' ?

Have we watched too much of Russell Peters and Jimmy Carr?

That was an organized event? People paid to go watch it? I have conjured up hundreds of such nights in the hostel. Drunk.

It's a corporate booby trap. Make money, do something attention seeking, get bad publicity and make even more money.

I don't mind the abuses and cheap humor. What I mind is, ONLY abuses and cheap humor. Grow up. 

#aib #knockout #writer #write #media #india #allindiabakchod #scandal #stupidity #wtf

baanchta

बांचता

दो आने का दुखड़ा, चार का चुटकुला

चौपाइयाँ , इनायतें मानो मुंह ज़बानी 

झोले में मुसड़ी इतिहास की पुड़िया

पोटली में बंद कोई मनगड़त कहानी

कुल्हड़ में किस्से, दोनों में दासताने

जलेबी जैसे जुमलो संग लतीफे लजवाब

पीछे छोड उस  रंगमंच की चका चौंध

अब गलियो में बांचता फिरता हूँ जनाब

अब गलियो में बांचता फिरता हूँ जनाब

- अक्षय

Uncomfortable

Uncomfortable.

I want to make you uncomfortable.

Make you feel jittery, unhinged and unsure of yourself. Bring out thoughts that rattle your conscience.

I want to be there in your darkest dreams. In your screams and torn seams.

I want to make you squirm and think. I want to bring out a side of you, that you don't like.

I want to shake of your armor and scratch your mask. I want to be inside you, so much that you feel violated.

I just dont want to be there. I want to make you uncomfortable. 

#uncomfortable #jittery #shaken #evil #writer #write #thoughts #philosophy #dark #red #happiness #gay #homo #love 

LIES

They feed you lies.
While they comb your hair and straighten your clothes, they'll tell you that looks don't matter.
While they compare you with the neighbor's kids, they'll tell you that society's opinions don't matter.
While they try to mould you into their expectations, they'll tell you to be yourself.
While they scold and berate you, they'll tell you to be positive always.
While they inwardly hope that you don't do anything to damage their reputation, they'll tell you that it's okay to be different.

While they tell all these lies, they'll tell you that truth always wins.

Bedhangi

बेढंगी 

नहरो में प्रवाहित जल नहीं 

मैं उजड्ड पहाड़ी नाला

सुर-सुस्सजित कंठ का अलाप नहीं

मैं अल्हड़ ठहाका मतवाला

ना विद्वानो के वेदों का ज्ञान गंभीर

मैं तो अधपके प्रेम पात्रो की स्याही

ना शिल्पकारो की तराशी मूरत कठोर

मैं कुम्हार के चाक की रिसती सुराही 

तुतलाते होठों के अस्पष्ट शब्द मैं

कंपकपाती कूची की छटा बदरंगी

मैं किसी नौसिखिये की रचना बेढंगी

मैं किसी नौसिखिये की रचना बेढंगी

- अक्षय सिंह 

Bitterness

Grow up. Just don't let that bitterness seep in.

It drips in quietly. Drop by drop. Orange bars and candies  taste sour. Cartoons become gibberish nonsense. The tiffin from home loses it's magic. So do the hands that used to share it so freely. 

Before you know,bitterness starts soaking in. Entwined with envy and dipped in desperation.

Desperation to achieve, prove, win affections, exact revenge and amass something or the other.

From the morsel of food in the mouth, to the birds twittering on the branch. Everything is complained about. Jokes carry a shade of sarcasm. Praises are lined with grudge. And happiness is felt only when it is appreciated by others.

Grow up. But don't let that bitterness seep in.

That bitterness is the weapon society uses, to defeat you.

KALI

Kali is more than untamed nature. Kali is PAIN. Pure ecstasy that accompanies pain and surrender.

The Goddess of outcasts, the ones who have never belonged. Who have spent their lives trapped in their own mind. Drowning in the guilt that has been forced upon them. Misunderstood, cursed and aloof of society.

The poets, the aghoris and the power seeking madmen. She accepts them all. Loves them. Adornments, gifts, wealth .. Nothig matters. As long as you surrender yourself and ask Her to stomp you.

And stomp she will. Crush your ego, wrench your half baked relationships, feed on your illsuions. Until you are left sobbing and weak. Do not stop praying. There is no one who lifts you as swiftly and as lovingly as Her.

Offer her your sweat, pain, weaknesses, fears and all that rots inside you.

My Dark Mother, will destroy you first .. Before she reincarnates you in Her own image.